PSL and Orphan TFLN

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Because the captchas suck.

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[hulkbusted]

My guess is one of the Asgardians who's been hiding out on Earth since "back in the day."

Considering the stories about you, I'm also going to guess it's someone you pissed off.

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That is a rather long list of people.

[hulkbusted]

I would never have guessed after our first meeting went so well.

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I know, I'm such a charmer.

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I'm not sure how literally to take that.

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You're the one sitting naked in my hot tub.

[hulkbusted]

I didn't say I was naked.

[He's naked.]

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...who wears clothes in a hot tub?

[hulkbusted]

You need to bring home people other than the ones you meet at orgies.

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Why would I do that?

[hulkbusted]

[Um... He has to think about that.]

Better class of conversation?

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How presumptuous of you! Just because someone enjoys orgies doesn't mean they can't also be good conversationalist?

[hulkbusted]

I stand - technically sit - corrected. It was wrong of me to make assumptions without talking to more orgiasts.

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You know you'd probably be very popular at orgies. Especially given your current physical state.

[hulkbusted]

I don’t need to be some size queen’s Everest.

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Oh, I sense some resentment here. This isn't the first time someone has propositioned you?

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[A twitch of a thumb sends the first letter of a denial before his brain catches up to what he just read.]

Are you propositioning me?

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Not exactly, but I wouldn't be opposed to the idea.

[hulkbusted]

Do I need to rethink my conclusion about the horse?

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Depends, what was your original conclusion?

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That you probably *hadn't* had an eight-legged horse baby.

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Oh, no, I did not birth Sleipnir. Like I said, I won him in a bet.




I did turn into a horse and had sex with Svaðilfari, though.

[hulkbusted]

I’m not even going to try to figure out where those letters are on my phone.

And that was a horse? Just a horse? Not a talking horse or anything?

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I believe he had some Giant's blood in him, but he was mostly just a horse, yes.

[hulkbusted]

I should have stopped with asking about the story of you tying your balls to a goat.